Lettuce
Part of speech: noun
Definition: An edible plant, Lactuca sativa and its close relatives, having a head of green and/or purple leaves. The leaves of the lettuce plant, eaten as a vegetable; as a dish often mixed with other ingredients, dressing etc. Folding money, also called cabbage, due to the green color of both US currency and the vegetables.
Example sentence: My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour all over bits of lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It was just disgusting.
Simoleons
Part of speech: noun
Definition: A dollar.Money.