Cockeyed
Part of speech: adjective
Definition: Having both eyes oriented inward. Crooked or askew. Absurd, silly, or stupid; usually used in reference to ideas rather than people. Having both eyes oriented inward, cross-eyed.
Awry
Part of speech: adverb
Definition: Obliquely, crookedly; askew.Perversely, improperly.
Part of speech: adjective
Definition: Turned or twisted toward one side; crooked, distorted, out of place.Wrong or distorted; perverse, amiss.
Example sentence: It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.