Difference between Windblown and Crooked

Windblown

Part of speech: adjective

Definition: growing in a distorted shape produced by the prevailing winds dispersed by the wind having disheveled hair blown about by the wind

Crooked

Part of speech: adjective

Definition: Not straight; having one or more bends or angles.Set at an angle; not vertical or square.Dishonest or illegal.

Part of speech: verb

Definition: To bend, or form into a hook.

Example sentence: I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a Mafioso pallbearer, but somehow it all works.