Spoon
Part of speech: verb
Definition: To engage in petting or kissing. to turn to port and starboard erratically for short periods of time, as a sailing boat does when heading nearly into a wind that varies direction slightly to have a nervously ambivalent romantic rendez-vous, as young people had during the age of chaperones, from turning one's head toward and away from the other person as the sailing ship did. to lie nestled together front to back in a manner reminiscent of spoons laid side by side in a drawer; usually has a mild sexual connotation.
Part of speech: noun
Definition: An implement for eating or serving; a scooped utensil whose long handle is straight, in contrast to a ladle. An implement for stirring food while being prepared; a wooden spoon. A measure that will fit into a spoon; a spoonful. A wooden-headed golf club with moderate loft, similar to the modern three wood. A type of metal lure resembling the concave head of a table spoon. A spoon excavator. A simpleton, a spooney.
Fork
Part of speech: verb
Definition: To use a fork to move food to the mouth.To spawn a new child process in some sense duplicating the existing process.To split a (software) project into several projects.To kick someone in the crotch.
Part of speech: noun
Definition: A pronged tool having a long straight handle, used for digging, lifting, throwing etc.A gallows.A utensil with spikes used to put solid food into the mouth, or to hold food down while cutting.A tuning fork.An intersection in a road or path where one road is split into two.A point where a waterway, such as a river, splits and goes two (or more) different directions (see image).The simultaneous attack of two adversary pieces with one single attacking piece (especially a knight).A splitting-up of an existing process into itself and a child process executing parts of the same program.An event where development of some free software or open-source software is split into two or more separate projects.Crotch.